A Melbourne barber with a large practice among ladies insists that “women are losing their hair” almost as early, as easily and as often as men. The ravages of the anti-hair germ are “more easily covered up in women than in men, but partial baldness is so common among even young women as to suggest that the dropping of hair is a race characteristic.” The time is coming, he thinks, when women will be as indifferent to baldness as men are.
I’ve sung of Honor’s golden hair And Hero’s auburn tresses, Of Bella’s back abundance, where The sun throws his caresses; I’ve sung of curl, and coil, and braid; On meshes I’ve dilated, Until at last I’m sore afraid There’s nothing re the hair of maid That I have left unstated."Eddyson"
‘Twill much relieve the constant strain Of rhyming to extol her When on the roof of Sophie’s brain Appears a bright cupola. The poet’s verse will freshly run, Effects will come much faster, If he may tell the darling one Her skull is glowing like the sun And smooth as alabaster.
New stimulus the singer nerves, When beauty, scorning switches, Adds to her many swelling curves A baldness that bewitches. We’ve sung too many wigs, I swear, And now the poet mocks myths, For Juliet in her head of air Outshines the moon, and everywhere, Love really laughs at locksmiths.