According to a beauty hint, published today, daily massage will prevent a woman ageing behind the ears.

You are as young, O lady mine,
   As ere you were in olden days,
Your lips are red, your blue eyes shine,
   And still you have your girlish ways.
I hate to think what years have flown
Since first I praised these things, mine own.


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Your frocks still have that youthful cut,
   Garbing a svelte form, slim and flat.
You should be spreading, darling but
   Your middle-age has brought no fat.
Indeed, you sometimes seem at nights
A flapper, seen in certain lights.


My fond eyes have surveyed you, sweet,
   Thro' all these years and found no fault.
Your lustrous hair, your tiny feet
   Are still perfection.  Yet a halt
In my high praise wakes sudden fears:
You're growing old behind the ears!


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Yet, even then, I'd not repine
   If that grey matter which should fill
That pretty head, O lady mine,
   Gained age, 'twere compensation still;
And I'd forgive the ravening years,
If you'd mature above the ears.

"Den"
Herald, 5 March 1931, p8