Mr Hughes, according to latest reports, has been further indulging in - shall we say - forceful language.
Last night we dreamed and thought we interviewed -- In manner rude -- A man named Hughes We said to him, "We'd like to have your views On politics -- You, with your box of tricks! Why are you travelling about Australia? And, inter alia, Why all this talking to the sugar people? Why all this shouting from Australia's steeple, Up near Cape York? You tork, you TORK! Up in the north The news goes forth That you Are talking all around the point. What is your view?" And it seemed, As we dreamed, That Mr Hughes, forgetting what sort of man I really am Replied, merely, But very clearly And unanswerably "Damn!"
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